Blustering Barnyard

Storm (Pretend it works on a land.)

T: Add one mana of any color and lose life equal to the number of barnyards you control.

Channelstorm — 5, Discard this card: Choose P worth of modes equal to the number of spells that have been cast this turn.

P — Create a 1/1 white Bird token with flying.

PP — Create a 2/2 white Horse token with horsemanship.

PPP — Create a 3/3 green Ox token with trample.